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Sounds Demotivational Poster


I AM SORRY... - But you have to die now So that 60 million years from now People will doubt me... Shhhhhhh.


TAGS: jesus and the dinosaurs sounds like an 80s band
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Chef

Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:43 pm
Just if the Bible described an event that would bury billions of dead thing in rock layers that were laid down by water all over the earth.
Budog - April 26, 2012, 8:53 am
And the Pastafarian's said, "Ramen"... 5L
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:25 pm
Creationist idiocy aside... funny poster. I give it five feathered dinosaurs.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:23 pm
"Making a whole skeleton from a fragment" is what is done when not enough remains are present to fully describe a species. They compare it to remains of a related and well-known form. It isn't unusual for descriptions to be updated as more info is avaible
agdaniele - September 1, 2010, 10:22 pm
matt knows things.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:20 pm
Egal, most of the better known dinos are known from largely or entirely complete remains.. sometimes dozens or hundreds. Also fossilization is a very exact process. Not everything that dies and get burried becomes a fossil.
matt28 - September 1, 2010, 10:18 pm
Egal, carbon dating is effective WITHIN A CERTAIN DATE RANGE: ~100,000 years. I'm not allowed nearly enough room in this reply to explain why but trying googling it. NO scientist has EVER used carbon dating on dinos. Colleagues would laugh them to death.
Mongo - July 5, 2010, 2:56 pm
Very clever...the dino looks like my new minnie wiener dog.
freddyfoxtrot - July 5, 2010, 2:07 pm
brilliant, 5 thumbs up
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:32 pm
Honestly folks, if there were thousands of one species, shouldn't there be at least one partial skeleton kicking about, a section of a thigh bone is hardly enough to build a full frame, I still laughed at the pic though =p
egal069 - May 24, 2010, 9:27 pm
Billions of years ago nothing exploded into a perfect order instead of the chaos that normally happens when things explode, Carbon dating is about as reliable as the scientists who make a whole skeleton from a fragment and say there were tons of that type
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 2:06 am
Nice.


CHARADES -


TAGS: two words sounds like seggagive
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:20 am
How about, "Hawk! Punch!" Wait, that's spelled H-A-R-K. Thought I had something.
tatespa - September 27, 2012, 10:48 am
Comeon boys, I know I'm REAL latem but it's Falcon PUNCH!!!!
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:50 pm

It kinda has become a tradition.
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:43 pm
Yes. You're sleeping through them again, aren't you?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:38 pm

Is it the holidays yet?
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 7:37 pm
@ rerun... Are you sure you didn't mean Manischewitz & some goose liver?
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:36 pm
****tails is only one word. Hm. Taxidermy Treat?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:35 pm
Duck Soup? You quack me up Aggy!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:33 pm
....l'orange
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:29 pm

it is getting close to dinner, maybe this is actually roast chicken in a burgendy wine marinade...
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:27 pm
Boy, do I feel stupid with my guess. How humiliating.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 7:25 pm
Hawk Hooch?
rerun - November 2, 2010, 7:24 pm

bird soup, so obvious in its simplicity
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 7:19 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - November 2, 2010, 7:18 pm
Peregrine Punch?
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 6:50 pm
Falcon Aide....OH YEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:47 pm
I thought we told you to not lick the windows on the bus ride home from school anymore!
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
My hair tastes like blue! Bat Man touched me!
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:45 pm
Sure fat head, keep telling yourself that.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:43 pm
They protect me from the flying balloons and meaner kids who tease me.
Faceplant31 - November 2, 2010, 6:36 pm
Great airman, like aggy needs any bigger of a head... Mr. M is spending a fortune on custom sized baseball caps for him.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:19 pm
I'm sharp like that.
Airman - November 2, 2010, 6:15 pm
boy, nothing gets by you
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 6:10 pm
Is it Falcon Aide?


WHAT ARE YOU SAYING - That spoons really don't make airplane sounds


TAGS: spoons dont make airplane sounds
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Budog

Reality Lord - January 15, 2012, 8:05 am

drop this at moti-twist as well dude.


TRUE... BUT, - It sure sounds like more fun!




Youthfully Challenged -


TAGS: old body sounds bones crispy
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 8, 2014, 10:00 am
If your missus tries to put you in an empty Rice Krispies box...then I'd have to say you're pretty much done. Snap! (crackle and pop).
Oldsod - February 8, 2014, 8:01 am
I'd never looked at it that way...
MissPriss - February 6, 2014, 1:56 am
Not sure, do I say you're welcome or I'm sorry?
GaryO - February 5, 2014, 8:53 pm
Thank you Missy (snap)


See This Hear That -


TAGS: onomatopoeia calendar motifake sounds
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Greeny

chickenlittle - October 5, 2013, 10:01 pm
Haha that's awesome Greeny! 5 quacks from me!! :D
spacedog - October 4, 2013, 6:45 pm
*beep* that's pretty *beep*ing funny - over *beep* 5
Sho - October 4, 2013, 1:42 pm
5/f XD
GaryO - October 4, 2013, 8:57 am
There’s only one Greeny…
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 4, 2013, 8:19 am
Clever and genius...and a bit nutty. That's our Greeny. 5L
falloutghoul - October 4, 2013, 7:26 am
BAHAHAHAHA!


Don't Be Fooled -




MOTIFAKE APOCALYPSE -


TAGS: mods timmys zombies rerun sounds like a b grade movie
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Kilted - February 22, 2012, 3:34 am
Is that art from something? I love a good zombie comic.
GaryO - February 22, 2012, 1:32 am
RLord, which art in he….wait, yeah, this is art
rerun - February 21, 2012, 8:57 pm

One would have to have met me to know that, um.....nevermind.
gas - February 21, 2012, 12:41 pm
brilliant xD
Feasibly - February 21, 2012, 9:20 am
I see Rerun's been picking at his sores again.
Zetmonk - February 21, 2012, 4:51 am
Heeeectic.
forseti - February 21, 2012, 1:12 am
Cranky put that leg bone down!!
crankyhead - February 21, 2012, 12:52 am
Om nom nom nom... need5 5alt... om nom nom...


THX - For Inaudible Dialogue and Ear-Splitting Sound Effects


TAGS: thx speakers sounds lucasfilm deaf
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 14, 2012, 3:58 am
Thanks guys.
Rick69 - September 13, 2012, 3:33 pm
I first remember seeing THX at the intro to Jurassic Park... Truer words have rarely been written, Cynic...
GaryO - September 13, 2012, 3:14 pm
Hah! amen brother


MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS - it takes years of dedicated practice to master them




ECHOLALIA -


TAGS: i dont speak the language but that chirping sounds redundant
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 10:56 am
Probably the worst thing I do as the parent of an autistic child. Son, say, "Daddy, stop putting words in my mouth." child dutifully repeats.
agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 10:02 pm
I'm probably liking this for a reason it was not intended, but that doesn't.... aw, f*** it... 5L


Heterograph -


TAGS: witch sandwich beach sand sounds
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 12:04 am
Thanks mizzdizz. Any day you're not burned at the stake is a perfect day for a witch. Here she can only be burned by the sun if she's not careful.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:48 pm
HAHA!!! Especially if she improves the surf AND provides lunch! Sounds like a perfect day to me! ^!
Pushkin - February 27, 2016, 2:02 pm
Thank you very much. I'm very playful.
lgvernon - February 27, 2016, 11:50 am

Great play on words!


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